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Penis theft panic hits city.

I'm so tempted to click on it, just to see if Viagra Man is gonna swoop in to save our men from... penis theft.

::falls out of chair laughing::

oh dear jeebus

they are making a special circle of hell for me, i can tell.

i am looking for spn icons (preferably slash) on a school computer after finishing toothsome porn. and after i eat lunch, i'm headed home to watch more episodes.

oh, so fucked.