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Cthulhu for Prez!
Nov. 4th, 2008 08:25 pmDear Elections,
GET THE FUCK OVER, ALREADY.
ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE,
Z
Dear McCain,
If you win, you will single-handedly have doubled the population of Canada. Kudos for you.
Didn't vote for you,
Z
Dear 2nd Amendment,
Die.
I went to rallys against your ass,
Z
Urgh. HURRY UP, WEST COAST.
Yeah, needless to say, I'm watching the uploading of state results online, cussing out the red states in a very sound manner. Heres my site of choice:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553?dst=d08ElectionNightWidget
I'm watching the MSNBC map o' results, since I don't trust FOX or CNN at all. My latest grievances:
"Whoo! Rock on, NM!"
"God dammit, North Dakota!"
"South Carolina, Imma cut choo!"
"Mmmkay, MSNBC says that New Mexico voted 41% Obama and 58% McCain, and yet it still says Obama won. Even with my math skills, that don't work out..."
"And here it says that DC voted 0% to 0%, Obama. ... My mind, it kinda boggles. Clearly politics eludes me, still."
"Annnnnd Texas rides in, cowboy hat cocked, spurs glinting in the sun, to deliver a big-ass smack in the face to Democrats everywhere. Because in Texas, you go big or you go home, bitches."
"UTAH. REALLY. MCCAIN AINT GONNA BRING BACK POLYGAMY. REAL SORRY IF NO ONE TOLD YOU."
"Thank yoooooou, Iowaaaaaa!"
There really are no atheists in foxholes, guys.
::in response to 50/50, North Carolina:: "Oh, shit."
"There is too much god damned red on this board for my liking."
Bottom line at this point is that California and Florida both are the biggest swing states left, and Florida is leaning towards the blue, thank you God.
GET THE FUCK OVER, ALREADY.
ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE,
Z
Dear McCain,
If you win, you will single-handedly have doubled the population of Canada. Kudos for you.
Didn't vote for you,
Z
Dear 2nd Amendment,
Die.
I went to rallys against your ass,
Z
Urgh. HURRY UP, WEST COAST.
Yeah, needless to say, I'm watching the uploading of state results online, cussing out the red states in a very sound manner. Heres my site of choice:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553?dst=d08ElectionNightWidget
I'm watching the MSNBC map o' results, since I don't trust FOX or CNN at all. My latest grievances:
"Whoo! Rock on, NM!"
"God dammit, North Dakota!"
"South Carolina, Imma cut choo!"
"Mmmkay, MSNBC says that New Mexico voted 41% Obama and 58% McCain, and yet it still says Obama won. Even with my math skills, that don't work out..."
"And here it says that DC voted 0% to 0%, Obama. ... My mind, it kinda boggles. Clearly politics eludes me, still."
"Annnnnd Texas rides in, cowboy hat cocked, spurs glinting in the sun, to deliver a big-ass smack in the face to Democrats everywhere. Because in Texas, you go big or you go home, bitches."
"UTAH. REALLY. MCCAIN AINT GONNA BRING BACK POLYGAMY. REAL SORRY IF NO ONE TOLD YOU."
"Thank yoooooou, Iowaaaaaa!"
There really are no atheists in foxholes, guys.
::in response to 50/50, North Carolina:: "Oh, shit."
"There is too much god damned red on this board for my liking."
Bottom line at this point is that California and Florida both are the biggest swing states left, and Florida is leaning towards the blue, thank you God.
