Just to be clear, no, I haven't gotten any studying done today.

Users are Losers, by sparky77

To summarize:
Merlin AU, in which Arthur is a goody-two-shoes and Merlin is a degenerate magic user with a tongue ring. They fight crime. No, really.

Dear Monday,

Was that really necessary? I don't think Ted Bundy has the kind of bad karma I've worked off, today.

Sincerely Yours and Go Fuck Yourself,
Z


Later:

Dear Math Professor,

Thank you for being unbearably cute with your nose-wrinkle and your goofy grin. You make me not die.

Thanks again,
Z