Uhhhh

I have been reading slash for a very long time. I've seen a lot.

But I still think cock-docking is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever heard of.

Awake, still.

Your results:
You are Will Riker

Will Riker 95% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 80% Worf 75% Jean-Luc Picard 70% Spock 67% James T. Kirk (Captain) 50% Mr. Sulu 50% Data 50% Uhura 45% Mr. Scott 40% Beverly Crusher 40% Geordi LaForge 40% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 35% Chekov 20% Deanna Troi 20%

At times you are self-centered but you have many friends. You love many women, but the right woman could get you to settle down.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

fuck

I just went onto Twitter.

FUCK.

But there is a silver lining!

Misha Collins' Twitter! (I think. It could be. Maybe. Pony.)

Christian Bale is in my radio...

So, Pandora has commercials now.

John Conner (ie Christian Bale)'s voice came over my speakers, telling me to join the resistance.

I am paranoid about SkyNet at the best of times. But when I'm up at 2 AM, things get a little kooky.

We almost had a problem, here, folks.

I. Uh.

::covers mouth::

::points dramatically:: KIRK/SPOCK MPREG.

::GLEE!::

IF THERE WAS EVER A FANDOM THAT NEEDED MOAR MPREG, IT IS STAR TREK.



ALSO! When I hit Ctrl+V, my clipboard gave me 'the color of today's panties.'


::facepalm of joy::

YOU GUYS. THEY ARE SO DATING.

They are both like, "What? Right this second? Hunh?"

THEY ARE OTP FOREVS. THE END.