a warden to the people

Lord Wolfe and the Ape-Leader by who_la_hoop
Fandom: Fairy Tales
Pairing: Lord Wolf/Ape-Leader (it makes sense, I swear to God. XD)
Summary: The sensible Flora Pilkington is delighted to be asked to accompany her cousin Emily, a wealthy heiress, on a sojourn to Bath – even if seventeen-year-old Emily is something of a ninny-hammer. However, when the dashing but mysterious Lord Wolfe rescues Emily from Terrible Peril, causing her to fall quite in love with him, Flora becomes deeply suspicious. Just who is this Lord Wolfe? Why does he persist in winking at Flora in such a deeply uncouth manner? Why does he refuse to attend all evening engagements? And what is the insufferable man's dark, awful secret? (For she is quite convinced that he has one.) Flora determines to find out, whatever the danger to her reputation . . .



AHHHHHHH PARASOL PROTECTORATE AND THE APE-LEADER = SOULLESS SISTERS 4 EVAR

REEEEEAD THISSSSSSSSS.

religion's just a synthetic referee

I was not abducted by Jesus. Can't say I'm upset, 'cause I was asleep for most of Judgment Day, and waking up with Jesus seems like it would feel like the start of the worst acid trip, ever.

However, I can't help but be kind of excited for any Rapture that may occur in the future, because after everything's died down, I could hit the town and score myself a really nice car. And maybe a flat screen.

I think this makes me a bad person.