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[Error: unknown template qotd]I will address your concerns in the order that they were presented.
Earthquake: No. I have no plan for enduring an earthquake. In fact, I'm fairly sure that if I ever experienced an earthquake, my only reaction would be to run around, flailing my arms like a moron, screaming and gibbering like a little girl.
Hurricane: Pft. Bitch, puh-leez. I'm a Floridian. Hurricanes do not scare me. In the event, however, of a Camille or Katrina class storm churning my way, I would just pack my shit up and leave. Theres jack all you can do except hope that you don't get a Volvo through your front door. And if you can get some good puddle-stomping in on the way out, its almost worth it.
Zombies: I have dedicated a great deal of time and effort to planning for the zombie invasion, and after all this time, my thoughts on survival are this:
1) Survive the initial outbreak.
2) Arm myself with a simple, yet effective, if improvised item of combat, ie: shovel, aluminum bat, machete, etc.
3) If caught outside my home, make my way to a Walmart, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. for survival equipment. In other words, stage a raid.
4) Secure transportation.
5) Stupidly investigate the whereabouts of family and friends.
6) Not get zombie'd.
Any questions?
Earthquake: No. I have no plan for enduring an earthquake. In fact, I'm fairly sure that if I ever experienced an earthquake, my only reaction would be to run around, flailing my arms like a moron, screaming and gibbering like a little girl.
Hurricane: Pft. Bitch, puh-leez. I'm a Floridian. Hurricanes do not scare me. In the event, however, of a Camille or Katrina class storm churning my way, I would just pack my shit up and leave. Theres jack all you can do except hope that you don't get a Volvo through your front door. And if you can get some good puddle-stomping in on the way out, its almost worth it.
Zombies: I have dedicated a great deal of time and effort to planning for the zombie invasion, and after all this time, my thoughts on survival are this:
1) Survive the initial outbreak.
2) Arm myself with a simple, yet effective, if improvised item of combat, ie: shovel, aluminum bat, machete, etc.
3) If caught outside my home, make my way to a Walmart, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. for survival equipment. In other words, stage a raid.
4) Secure transportation.
5) Stupidly investigate the whereabouts of family and friends.
6) Not get zombie'd.
Any questions?
