BOOYAH.

[zfreelance]

Despite my weirdo eyesight issues (which my father diagnoses as psychosomatic but promises me my brother's dork dog, Voodoo, as a seeing-eye dog if I go blind), lack of sleep, and general stress level, I got up this morning, put on my assault-and-battery eyeliner, and proceeded to bend that Western Perspectives II exam over a table and make it scream for mercy.

One down, three to go.

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Stranger

[(Anonymous)]

That was hilarious Z! Awesome exam raping metaphor there. Keep it up, and congrats on your test success.

Sincerely,
Stranger