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5 Ways People Are Trying To Save The World (That Don't Work)


Dear People with your rabid organic craze and your stand against vaccinations,

You. Are. Moronic. Sheep.
Dangerous sheep, at that.
Fuck your latest findings, fuck your fads and ideals and your 'making the world better' bullshit. You're gonna die. Accept this and move on.

Sincerely,
Z


Dear Cracked.com,

I love you and your macho craziness. Marry me.

Love,
Z