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[zfreelance]

Sister: Hey, Z. You ever heard of converted rice?

Z: Buh?

Sister: It says here, "Uncle Ben's Converted Rice." Best I can figure, they mean religion.

Z: That was my thought. Maybe the rice was Jewish.

Brother: I thought it was Buddhist.

Z: Naw. Buddhists are happier than anything Christianity has to offer.

Brother: Wasn't he assassinated?

Z: Buddha?

Sister: I thought that was Jesus...


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