Things I Like:
01. Rock music. Because we all need more bass in our lives.
02. Cars. It's the American way, to utilize massive monstrosities of leather and rubber and steel, bending their awesome power to our will, making them take us places we want to go. Creatures that guzzle gas and oil and water and air, that growl and roar and purr. But the plus is, if you love that monstrosity, it'll run long after it shouldn't, anymore.
03. Driving. Theres something about going someplace, anyplace. The best part isn't the destination. It's the getting there.
04. Porn. It's fun. It's never struck me as sordid or wrong. People watch it to get off, I read it to have fun. People bond through porn, making fun of the bad stuff and shooting each other awkward glances when it's good stuff.
05. Rain storms. It's fun to see them roll in, all black and grey, making the trees look that much more green. It's awesome to feel the wet breeze as they get closer. It's great to see people flee raindrops like they'll melt if one hits them. And it's the best thing ever to jump in puddles.
06. The times we live in. Bitch all you like (and I do) about the economy and the war, but the fact remains that the times we are living in are some kind of awesome. States are passing pro-gay-marriage laws. We're growing new organs for people with stem cell technology. We're in SPACE, you guys! How can that NOT be cool?
07. Space. There is a whole lot of it out there. More than we can physically comprehend. Which means that if we could do it, somewhere out there, someone else could, too.
08. Movies. They are foils and they are entertainment. They can show us what can go wrong, and they can just be fucking goofy. And they're all kind of awesome. Even when they suck.
09. Bandannas. Useful fuckers. They can tie back your hair, cover your face in the event of a bank robbery, wrap a pipe, brace a strained wrist or ankle, and stick out of your pocket like Bruce Springsteen and just look cool.
Things I Don't Like:
01. Church. I don't think people need to be telling other people what they need to be doing with themselves. Choose free will, people.
02. Cell phones. People should not be able to talk or text to anyone, anywhere, at any time. That just leads to problems. Land lines are as far as this should go.
03. Ignorant people. I think that's self-explanatory.
04. Angst. No one can be happy all the time, true. But there comes a time when self-pity is destructive, only. Don't get into ruts. Change something, no matter how small. It helps.
05. Bagpipes. I mean!
06. Smug people. I hate smugness. It makes me crazy.
07. Ketchup. It's too sweet.
08. Coldplay. Viva La Vida is not that great, okay?
09. People. Not a fan.
01. Rock music. Because we all need more bass in our lives.
02. Cars. It's the American way, to utilize massive monstrosities of leather and rubber and steel, bending their awesome power to our will, making them take us places we want to go. Creatures that guzzle gas and oil and water and air, that growl and roar and purr. But the plus is, if you love that monstrosity, it'll run long after it shouldn't, anymore.
03. Driving. Theres something about going someplace, anyplace. The best part isn't the destination. It's the getting there.
04. Porn. It's fun. It's never struck me as sordid or wrong. People watch it to get off, I read it to have fun. People bond through porn, making fun of the bad stuff and shooting each other awkward glances when it's good stuff.
05. Rain storms. It's fun to see them roll in, all black and grey, making the trees look that much more green. It's awesome to feel the wet breeze as they get closer. It's great to see people flee raindrops like they'll melt if one hits them. And it's the best thing ever to jump in puddles.
06. The times we live in. Bitch all you like (and I do) about the economy and the war, but the fact remains that the times we are living in are some kind of awesome. States are passing pro-gay-marriage laws. We're growing new organs for people with stem cell technology. We're in SPACE, you guys! How can that NOT be cool?
07. Space. There is a whole lot of it out there. More than we can physically comprehend. Which means that if we could do it, somewhere out there, someone else could, too.
08. Movies. They are foils and they are entertainment. They can show us what can go wrong, and they can just be fucking goofy. And they're all kind of awesome. Even when they suck.
09. Bandannas. Useful fuckers. They can tie back your hair, cover your face in the event of a bank robbery, wrap a pipe, brace a strained wrist or ankle, and stick out of your pocket like Bruce Springsteen and just look cool.
Things I Don't Like:
01. Church. I don't think people need to be telling other people what they need to be doing with themselves. Choose free will, people.
02. Cell phones. People should not be able to talk or text to anyone, anywhere, at any time. That just leads to problems. Land lines are as far as this should go.
03. Ignorant people. I think that's self-explanatory.
04. Angst. No one can be happy all the time, true. But there comes a time when self-pity is destructive, only. Don't get into ruts. Change something, no matter how small. It helps.
05. Bagpipes. I mean!
06. Smug people. I hate smugness. It makes me crazy.
07. Ketchup. It's too sweet.
08. Coldplay. Viva La Vida is not that great, okay?
09. People. Not a fan.
Stranger
Date: 2009-05-16 05:41 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)As far as your likes/dislikes are concerned I have a few things I disagree with on a personal level. First I am not one for driving or cars. I don't care much for the metal monstrosities running on toxics spewing out more nauseating toxics. Driving gives me motion sickness so I am definitely not a fan of that either.
Also, I like Coldplay, I think Viva La Vida is a pretty decent song to listen to even if it is overrated. Oh and I have learned throughout the years that people aren't that bad.
Sincerely,
Stranger
P.S. LET ME SLEEP MOTHERFUCKERS (Not yelling at you, just my head)