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Also:
Reasons you should not talk to gay men-
01. They will tell you stories that will make you pee your pants
02. You can never again not bust out laughing at least once while watching gay porn, because you now know exactly what's going through their heads
03. You quickly become a fag-hag because there is no awesomer group of people on the planet (except for maybe lesbians, but I'm kind of afraid of them. They could break me...)
Also:
Reasons you should not talk to gay men-
01. They will tell you stories that will make you pee your pants
02. You can never again not bust out laughing at least once while watching gay porn, because you now know exactly what's going through their heads
03. You quickly become a fag-hag because there is no awesomer group of people on the planet (except for maybe lesbians, but I'm kind of afraid of them. They could break me...)