THAT'S IT.

[zfreelance]

I'm going gay again. And if a woman asks me, I'm straight.

I'M GOING ASEXUAL, PEOPLE.

I HAVE HAD IT.

STOP MESSAGING ME. STOP E-MAILING ME. STOP INFERRING AT ME.
I'M NOT THICK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFTER AND I AM NOT INTERESTED.

ALEX HUTTON, TIM FROM DOWNSTAIRS, GREG HYZY, I AM LOOKIN' AT YOU.

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[zece.livejournal.com]

Let me be the first to say...

Alex, Greg. SAW THIS COMING. Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.

But yea. Tell them to go fuck each other, because they'd have a better chance than with you. (Yea, I've used that line before. It worked.)

Re: ...

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I married you.

And yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dense. But, seriously, have they met me?!

:sigh:

[zece.livejournal.com]

Let me share with you some wisdom. Guys all secretly are hardwired to be gay. Sorta. They want a girl with nice tits and a body to bear children, but at the same time, they want a chick that can sit down and watch football and laugh at fart jokes and play video games. You're perfect. Hence, why so many guys have obsessed over you over the course of middle/high school, and now into college. You act like one of the guys, but you can also turn on the girl charm. Guys dig it. Girls dig it. You're the best of both worlds.

Which is why I married you. Had to stake my claim early before the rest of the world realized what exactly they were missing. :}

<3

Re: :sigh:

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

I love you, babe.

Which is why you're obligated to help me hide the body, if it comes to it.

Re: :sigh:

[zece.livejournal.com]

Love you too.

And hiding bodies is my new favorite hobby. Let's play "how many pieces can I cut this guy into, and then how many different places can we stash him?"

<3

Stranger

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha. Z you are finally singing my tune. Well not exactly but a similar tune nonetheless. I just wrote a loooong reply to your previous post before reading this one. It's still relevant though I think so you should give it a read. Honestly I have identified myself as asexual since I was in high school. I think even before that if I recall correctly. Although I wasn't really choosing to go asexual or doing it out of spite. I literally had no sexual or romantic/intimate interest in anything or anyone what so ever. I just did not give a crap about the whole thing.

These days I think I miiight be drifting back into the territory of straight, but that has more to do with being more open to things and what not. I am honestly still comfortable the way I am and will probably continue to be asexual. Anyway, my advice as always, would be to stay true to yourself. Take my advice lightly though. I am not trying to push my views on you or anything, just lending some input.

Sincerely,
Stranger