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Two years till the end of the world!
First Post of the Month Meme
Post the first line of the first post of each month last year.LOL YOUR SORDID PAST
January: 2009, you're fired. 2010, you're hired!
February: ::buries face in hands:: I give up studying. I cannot do it. GOD ALMIGHTY.
March: Happy Late/Un-Birthday, Padre! You're 13, going on 52!
April: Okay, I feel a little bit like an asshole.
May: ::falls facedown on the bed:: My day yesterday, let me tell you it.
June: You all fail for not telling me about ABC's eight-hour miniseries/movie, Stephan King's The Stand.
July: It's official. There are more episodes of Criminal Minds set in Florida than in any other state. This includes the episode set in Tallahassee.
August: \o/ SPN S6 SPOILERS FTMFW
September: Sooooo, tomorrow I go home and the next day I go to Dragon*Con!!!!
October: This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
November: Sorry, NaNoWriMo. I don't have enough time for a real life, say nothing of 50,000 words of a completely original story.
December: fucking sleep, how does it work
Long Ass 2010 Meme
1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
Pierced my cartilage. Ow.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I have made a resolution to not make resolutions. So far, it's going great!
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nuuu?
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not unless you count that one time I blacked out and woke in a field, covered in blood...
5. What countries did you visit?
I barely left Pensacola.
6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
Uh. A tattoo?
7. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
... I would say my 21st, except that that whole night is kind of fuzzy.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
GETTING MY GOD DAMN CAR. OH YEAH.
9. What was your biggest failure?
When said car broke down a week after I got it. ::facePALM::
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I busted my thumb but good, for for the most part I made it through.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My new laptop, Tom Servo.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Oh, that would be mine.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
AMERICA'S.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Gas. And my laptop. And food.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Dragon*Con!
16. What song will always remind you of 2010?
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Day.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter?
I have lost a lot of weight, of late. Pretty awesome.
iii. richer or poorer?
I am poor of money, but rich in THE STUFF I REALLY REALLY WANTED. LOL GREED
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Sleeping.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Dealing with flooding apartments.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I chilled.
21. Did you fall in love in 2010?
YES. HIS NAME IS MARCO, AND HE LOVES ME FOR MEEEEEEE.
22. How many one-night stands?
On-going love affair with my car = 7 months and counting.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
Doctor Who.
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yes.
25. What was the best book you read?
Maybe This Time by Jennifer Crusie.
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Tom Mcrae
27. What did you want and get?
MY CAR
28. What did you want and not get?
Nothing. I am complete.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Inception, closely followed by Tron: Legacy.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 21 and DRANK SHIT.
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A baseball bat.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2010?
T-shirts and jeans. The usual.
33. What kept you sane?
MY CAR
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Tom Hardy. WHAT A BAMF.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
DADT. EAT IT.
36. Who did do you miss?
David Tennant as the Doctor. Don't get me wrong, I actually really like Matt Smith and I ADORE Karen Gillan. But Ten/Rose(/Jack) forevs. Just sayin.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
My new boss. She is amazing. XD
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Running with scissors is bad.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin' things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
Troublemaker
Weezer
40. Overall, have you been a good boy/girl this year?
Blow me.
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEENKIIIIIIIIINS.
Post the first line of the first post of each month last year.
January: 2009, you're fired. 2010, you're hired!
February: ::buries face in hands:: I give up studying. I cannot do it. GOD ALMIGHTY.
March: Happy Late/Un-Birthday, Padre! You're 13, going on 52!
April: Okay, I feel a little bit like an asshole.
May: ::falls facedown on the bed:: My day yesterday, let me tell you it.
June: You all fail for not telling me about ABC's eight-hour miniseries/movie, Stephan King's The Stand.
July: It's official. There are more episodes of Criminal Minds set in Florida than in any other state. This includes the episode set in Tallahassee.
August: \o/ SPN S6 SPOILERS FTMFW
September: Sooooo, tomorrow I go home and the next day I go to Dragon*Con!!!!
October: This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
November: Sorry, NaNoWriMo. I don't have enough time for a real life, say nothing of 50,000 words of a completely original story.
December: fucking sleep, how does it work
1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
Pierced my cartilage. Ow.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I have made a resolution to not make resolutions. So far, it's going great!
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nuuu?
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not unless you count that one time I blacked out and woke in a field, covered in blood...
5. What countries did you visit?
I barely left Pensacola.
6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
Uh. A tattoo?
7. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
... I would say my 21st, except that that whole night is kind of fuzzy.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
GETTING MY GOD DAMN CAR. OH YEAH.
9. What was your biggest failure?
When said car broke down a week after I got it. ::facePALM::
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I busted my thumb but good, for for the most part I made it through.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My new laptop, Tom Servo.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Oh, that would be mine.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
AMERICA'S.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Gas. And my laptop. And food.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Dragon*Con!
16. What song will always remind you of 2010?
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Day.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter?
I have lost a lot of weight, of late. Pretty awesome.
iii. richer or poorer?
I am poor of money, but rich in THE STUFF I REALLY REALLY WANTED. LOL GREED
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Sleeping.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Dealing with flooding apartments.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I chilled.
21. Did you fall in love in 2010?
YES. HIS NAME IS MARCO, AND HE LOVES ME FOR MEEEEEEE.
22. How many one-night stands?
On-going love affair with my car = 7 months and counting.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
Doctor Who.
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yes.
25. What was the best book you read?
Maybe This Time by Jennifer Crusie.
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Tom Mcrae
27. What did you want and get?
MY CAR
28. What did you want and not get?
Nothing. I am complete.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Inception, closely followed by Tron: Legacy.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 21 and DRANK SHIT.
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A baseball bat.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2010?
T-shirts and jeans. The usual.
33. What kept you sane?
MY CAR
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Tom Hardy. WHAT A BAMF.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
DADT. EAT IT.
36. Who did do you miss?
David Tennant as the Doctor. Don't get me wrong, I actually really like Matt Smith and I ADORE Karen Gillan. But Ten/Rose(/Jack) forevs. Just sayin.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
My new boss. She is amazing. XD
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Running with scissors is bad.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin' things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
Troublemaker
Weezer
40. Overall, have you been a good boy/girl this year?
Blow me.
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEENKIIIIIIIIINS.
