I've already done this, but it still amuses.
Because friends getting stuck at the Canadian border need love too.
Totally.
AND BECAUSE I AM AWESOMEand weak:
... Hey, at least the robot reflects my- uh... personality...
EXTERMINATE
And for movie quotes:
I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT I GOT.
Yes. Yes I will.
... wow, that one was profound.
... no words
... XD
But we know better!
This I do not doubt.
AND I'M DONE
In 2007,
raptress resolves to...

Keep my pokemon clean.
Be nicer to
zfreelance.
Go to the dinosaurs every month.
Take evening classes in sephiroth.
Pay for my dragons on time.
Find a new photoshop.
Be nicer to

Go to the dinosaurs every month.
Take evening classes in sephiroth.
Pay for my dragons on time.
Find a new photoshop.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
raptress sent to me...

Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven somethings piping
Ten somethings a-leaping
Nine
zfreelances dreaming

Eight
trista666s a-thinking

Seven
jadeanites a-writing

Six
zeces a-sketching

Five di-i-i-inosaurs
Four xenomorphs
Three dragons
Two reptiles
...and a drakol in a wishing i could fly.
Because friends getting stuck at the Canadian border need love too.
Totally.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
zfreelance sent to me...

Twelve
kpengins drumming

Eleven
zeces piping

Ten
jadeanites a-leaping

Nine
raptress dancing

Eight
pixiefangs8779s a-milking

Seven roflcopters a-skydiving
Six sandals a-freebasing
Five ni-i-i-injas
Four trees
Three pimps
Two false icons
...and a film in a candy.
AND BECAUSE I AM AWESOME
... Hey, at least the robot reflects my- uh... personality...
EXTERMINATE
And for movie quotes:
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern zombies.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Nee' at will to old ladies.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT I GOT.
You're gonna need a bigger flist.
Yes. Yes I will.
Better to be king for a night than false icon for a lifetime.
... wow, that one was profound.
Why are you wearing that stupid mpreg suit?
... no words
Soylent Green is your mom!
... XD
Do not go into the gay. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
I feel the need - the need for crack!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world noncon didn't exist.
But we know better!
Few men ever swapped more than one fondle with Sean Regan.
This I do not doubt.
AND I'M DONE
Stranger's back
Date: 2007-07-20 05:19 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)Come with Stranger if you want to live.
Which movie was this quote from? (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Stranger&ans=137)
Owned.
no subject
Date: 2007-07-26 01:37 am (UTC)From:How did you know I got stuck at the border? XD
But, yeah. Border sucked. Wasted all day. *kicks it*
no subject
Date: 2007-07-27 02:10 pm (UTC)From:The power of Raptress compels you.
Which movie was this quote from?
But why is the Raptress gone?
Which movie was this quote from?
We can't stop here. This is Raptress country.
Which movie was this quote from?
Madness? This is Raptress!
Which movie was this quote from?
no subject
Date: 2007-07-27 02:11 pm (UTC)From:Pay no attention to that man behind the Raptress!
Which movie was this quote from?
Kyyyyle...
I see dead zombie babies.
Which movie was this quote from?
lollllz.
A boy's best friend is his grapenuts.
Which movie was this quote from?
so not right. XD
You can't handle the Canada!
Which movie was this quote from?
no subject
Date: 2007-08-17 02:23 pm (UTC)From:... grapenuts.
::DIES::