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I've already done this, but it still amuses.

In 2007, raptress resolves to...
Keep my pokemon clean.
Be nicer to zfreelance.
Go to the dinosaurs every month.
Take evening classes in sephiroth.
Pay for my dragons on time.
Find a new photoshop.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, raptress sent to me...
Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven somethings piping
Ten somethings a-leaping
Nine zfreelances dreaming
Eight trista666s a-thinking
Seven jadeanites a-writing
Six zeces a-sketching
Five di-i-i-inosaurs
Four xenomorphs
Three dragons
Two reptiles
...and a drakol in a wishing i could fly.
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Because friends getting stuck at the Canadian border need love too.


Totally.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, zfreelance sent to me...
Twelve kpengins drumming
Eleven zeces piping
Ten jadeanites a-leaping
Nine raptress dancing
Eight pixiefangs8779s a-milking
Seven roflcopters a-skydiving
Six sandals a-freebasing
Five ni-i-i-injas
Four trees
Three pimps
Two false icons
...and a film in a candy.
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AND BECAUSE I AM AWESOME and weak:

zfreelance

is a Tiny Robot that fires Shuriken, constantly shouts 'EXTERMINATE', has One Enormous Wheel and Dodgy Steering, and runs on Coal.

Force: 1 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 1



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defeat zfreelance, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights zfreelance using


... Hey, at least the robot reflects my- uh... personality...

EXTERMINATE



And for movie quotes:


I'm a goddamn marvel of modern zombies.

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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Nee' at will to old ladies.

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I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT I GOT.


You're gonna need a bigger flist.

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Yes. Yes I will.


Better to be king for a night than false icon for a lifetime.

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... wow, that one was profound.


Why are you wearing that stupid mpreg suit?

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... no words


Soylent Green is your mom!

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... XD


Do not go into the gay. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

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I feel the need - the need for crack!

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world noncon didn't exist.

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But we know better!


Few men ever swapped more than one fondle with Sean Regan.

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This I do not doubt.

AND I'M DONE

Stranger's back

Date: 2007-07-20 05:19 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)


Come with Stranger if you want to live.

Which movie was this quote from? (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Stranger&ans=137)

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Owned.

Date: 2007-07-26 01:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] raptress.livejournal.com
O_o
How did you know I got stuck at the border? XD
But, yeah. Border sucked. Wasted all day. *kicks it*

Date: 2007-07-27 02:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] raptress.livejournal.com
Raptress

is a Robot that is fitted with a Flip-Arm, makes Buzzing Noises, runs on Petrol, is Entirely Automated, jams Radio Transmissions, and slithers like a Snake.

Force: 4 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 0



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defeat Raptress, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Raptress using Force Handling Weaponry


The power of Raptress compels you.

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But why is the Raptress gone?

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We can't stop here. This is Raptress country.

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Madness? This is Raptress!

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Date: 2007-07-27 02:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] raptress.livejournal.com
(Stupid character limit)

Pay no attention to that man behind the Raptress!

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Kyyyyle...

I see dead zombie babies.

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lollllz.

A boy's best friend is his grapenuts.

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so not right. XD

You can't handle the Canada!

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Date: 2007-08-17 02:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zfreelance.livejournal.com
ext_100670: A person in jeans, lounging on a bare bed with a book in front of their face. (Phonesecks)
... ::snigger::

... grapenuts.


::DIES::

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