I Do This To Not Kill People

[zfreelance]

Seriously, I spend my day fantasizing about what I would do to my teachers if I had a gom jabbar.


Guilty: Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it


clay: math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone


castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear?
foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose?
castuslumen: what?
foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.


[CKS]Red_Robot: i know i should be working on my paper, but id rather be playing warcraft, so to compromise im doing almost nothing
I KNOW THE FEELING


Kraigen: Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves.


AndrewB: I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH


AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of doom?
Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.
Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.
Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell, that's a loud shirt"


blitzoid: It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.


_Nor: I can spell, I just choose not to


[dSx]kiLLmAsta: holy
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: fucking
[dSx]h34dsh0t: what?
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: dudes
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: if any of you have rats in the house
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: WASH YOUR FUCKING WANK RAGS REGULARLY
[dSx]h34dsh0t: ...
[dSx]awpMAN: wtf?
[dSx]h34dsh0t: you're kidding, right?
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: dude
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: i am fucking serious
[dSx]awpMAN: not all of us have wank rags, dumbass
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: so i had this wank rag i forgot about and left in a corner of the room under some shit right
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: i find it today and it has FUCKING HOLES IN IT RIGHT AT THE STAINS
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: and there's RAT SHIT ALL OVER IT
[dSx]tiMeCop: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
[dSx]awpMAN: idiot, hahahahahahahaha
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: fuck
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: i'm going to have trouble sleeping now that i know that SOME FUCKING RAT IN MY HOUSE ATE MY SEMEN
[dSx]h34dsh0t: dude
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: yea
[dSx]h34dsh0t: i love you
[dSx]h34dsh0t: i really do
[dSx]h34dsh0t: but it would be a crime not to submit this to bash
[dSx]kiLLmAsta: NO WAIT FUCK

Okay, sick, but the last part got me.

Must... find... Dune... icon...