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[Error: unknown template qotd]No one seems to want to live in the flat, barren middle ground, do they?

God knows, I'd head for the mountains. I love the heat of living by the coast, the violate weather, the distinct lack of seasons... All of that is awesome. But I love those freaking mountains.

Now, if there was a mountain range in the South East US, near the ocean, I'd be all over that.
But as is, it seems that Hawaii is my only option. Darn.