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Or, you could, but prepare to get Breathalyzed.
1) Recall the lines you read last night about John Sheppard being a bit astonished about the sudden appearance of a dragon.
2) Getting the opening scene of Serenity stuck in your head, complete with Jayne whining, "I don't wanna explode."
3) Wonder what would happen if you could magically conjure a gom jabbar.
4) Getting the line, "Bring in the floating fat man!" stuck in your head.
5) Start beating out the bass line from The White Stripes' Seven Nation Arm on your desk.
6) Draw aliens attacking the school in your paper margins.
7) Get bubble gum stuck on your nose from a truely magnificent bubble.
You shouldn't do any of these things, because to burst out in fits of hysterical giggles in a dead silent classroom is not a good way to convince France that Americans aren't crazy by default.
God help my country, if I'm its ambassador.
1) Recall the lines you read last night about John Sheppard being a bit astonished about the sudden appearance of a dragon.
2) Getting the opening scene of Serenity stuck in your head, complete with Jayne whining, "I don't wanna explode."
3) Wonder what would happen if you could magically conjure a gom jabbar.
4) Getting the line, "Bring in the floating fat man!" stuck in your head.
5) Start beating out the bass line from The White Stripes' Seven Nation Arm on your desk.
6) Draw aliens attacking the school in your paper margins.
7) Get bubble gum stuck on your nose from a truely magnificent bubble.
You shouldn't do any of these things, because to burst out in fits of hysterical giggles in a dead silent classroom is not a good way to convince France that Americans aren't crazy by default.
God help my country, if I'm its ambassador.
