Okay, you can stop writhing with impatience.

[zfreelance]

Heres the answers to my movie quotes meme that ya'll haven't gotten yet.

I'm doing this now because I am so thoroughly addicted to LJ at the moment, that the post will soon be behind the Last 10 posts page cut.



1) Oh, man, now they're killing retards. (The Big Easy. Classic New orleans story complete with Dennis Quaid. A must-see.)

2) You're a handsome devil. What's your name? (Grosse Point Blank. It should have been the 'killing the president of Paraguay with a fork' quote, but for some reason I figured that one would be too easy...)

3) FOR THE FISH STICKS! (note: this one is probably not real. probably.) (Kingdom of Heaven, guessed by zece, who would have gotten it anyway, since she made the quote up herself.)

4) I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come, and I've seen 'em go, but you're the best, my boy. Dazzling! Light years ahead of the competition! Centauri's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested? (The Last Starfighter, zece)

5) Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, guessed by raptress. Kinda. But we're giving her the benefit of the doubt.)

6) Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen. (300, raptress)

7) You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. (Clerks. Okay, I'll admit, with so many monolouges dashing about in this movie, its hard to catch every single quote. Next time it'll be the salsa shark, okay?)

8) You're looking at eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off. (Dogma. What? I like Kevin Smith!)

9) Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough, organized? I CAN'T EVEN BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK. (The Terminator, zece)

10) How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you. (Land of the Dead. Not a big movie for quotes.)

11) You destroy every vehicle you get into? (GoldenEye. Shut up.)

12) Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars! (Serentiy. Oh, come on, guys! Its the jingle! With the octopus! Seriously!)

13) Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell?! (Independance Day, raptress)

14) For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification. (The Mummy. And here I thought this one was easy.)

15) Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Hey, as a Floridian, I'm kinda obligated to enjoy the amount of Dan Marino bashing that occurs in this flick.)

And there you have it!


Slackers. <3

Comments

Damn

[zece.livejournal.com]

It was Clerks!? Damn it, I knew that one.... FUCK.

Re: Damn

[raptress.livejournal.com]

Mother of fuck, why did I not get Dogma? I've seen that way too many times.
I know why I didn't get Serenity, at least. You think I did my best to NOT pay attention to the octopus jingle?

Re: Damn

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

Its okay, hun, the subliminal message only works on River.

Re: Damn

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

As I said, quotes flew thick and fast in that movie, you can't really remember them all.

Duhnuh, duhnuh... Salsa shark...