I would like to dedicate this day to psychoactive drugs.

[zfreelance]

Namely caffeine. Why? BECAUSE ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS, THATS WHY. So, normally, to properly worship the drug that is caffeine, I'd jyst split some with you and we could speed-surf the Weather Channel for 9 hours. But that is not gonna happen any time soon, so you'll have to settle for amusing images, amusing fics, and amusing music, all worshipping (in one way or another) caffeine. You can, however, suck up some of your own stash in order to get the proper buzz. Heres some ideas! -Caffeine tablet (regular strength) 1 tablet: 100 -Caffeine tablet (extra strength) 1 tablet: 200 -Excedrin tablet 1 tablet: 65 -Chocolate, Dark (Hershey's Special Dark) 1 bar (43 g; 1.5 oz): 31 -Chocolate, Milk (Hershey Bar) 1 bar (43 g; 1.5 oz): 10 -Coffee, brewed 240 mL (8 U.S. fl oz): 135 -Coffee, decaffeinated 240 mL (8 U.S. fl oz): 5 -Coffee, espresso 57 mL (2 U.S. fl oz): 100 -Tea, leaf or bag 240 mL (8 U.S. fl oz): 50 -Tea, green 240 mL (8 U.S. fl oz): 30 -Soft drink, Coca-Cola Classic 355 mL (12 U.S. fl oz): 34 -Soft drink, Mountain Dew 355 mL (12 U.S. fl oz): 54.5 -Soft drink, Jolt Cola 694 mL (23.5 U.S. fl oz): 150 -Red Bull 250 mL (8.2 U.S. fl oz): 80 You read right, weak tea has more caffeine than Coke. So, lets get it on! I REMEMBER STRONG BAD. DO YOU REMEMBER STRONG BAD? I REMEMBER STRONG BAD. I REMEMBER TROGDOR. DO YOU REMEMBER TROGDOR? I REMEMBER TECHNO. DO YO- ::collapses into fits of spastic coughing and heart-palipatations:: Anyway. (this one counts.) (this one goes out to Mandi) This image it supposed to psych you out about drinking caffeine, and how bad it is for you, but it only takes one cup of coffee for the realization to come that you aren't gonna be spinning webs any time soon because you are not, in fact, a fucking spider, no matter what the acid tells you. I have actually found a cure for my vauge sense of guilt, not giving links to songs I rec. So I post YouTube windows instead. I wouldn't actually watch this one if I were you. Just open another window and play Spider Solitaire or something until it winds down. It mentions caffeine, okay? It counts. ::shrug:: I like the song. And it makes me think of Supernatural. Same answer. This so is about caffeine. It picks you up, and then DROPS YOU. Meh. Okay, I don't know what these songs have to do with anything anymore. Ignore the video, it doesn't mean anything. ... what? I'll knock it off now. I think I should warn you guys now, the fics I am gonna post are CRACK. Like CRACKTASTIC crack. Tastey tastey crack. CRACK. Pushover Fandom: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Author: shalott Rating: not for children Seriously. Hot. But. Yeah. Click for Crack Domestic Relations Fandom: Smallville Author: Punk Rating: if you don't care how your children turn out in the end, then yeah. sure. why not. I think I scared the neighbors. Click for Crack A Quiet Night In Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (no, it will not die. they tried.) Author: sleeps with coyotes Rating: go for it. it'll be good for 'em. ::shrug:: I always wondered. Click for Crack Not Only the Man She Sees Fandom: Supernatural (i can quit anytime) Author: Blue Soaring and Ponderosa Rating: only if you really wanna fuck 'em up early. ::snrxxxx:: You have to read it to believe it. Click for Crack Body Paint, Bar Tabs, and Beer Fandom: Highlander Author: Andie P Rating: um. The title really does say it all. Click for Crack In Gear Fandom: House, MD Author: Kass Rating: ... educational. I heart car porn, I really do. Click for Crack Birds of a Feather Fandom: CSI Author: Evan Nicholas Rating: go for it I know I've recc'ed this before, but the chances of ya'll having read it are slim. Click for Crack Whats sad is how easy that list was to compile. I'm at 8 cups of Earl Grey, why do you ask?