Writer's Block: Coast Range

[Error: unknown template qotd]No one seems to want to live in the flat, barren middle ground, do they?

God knows, I'd head for the mountains. I love the heat of living by the coast, the violate weather, the distinct lack of seasons... All of that is awesome. But I love those freaking mountains.

Now, if there was a mountain range in the South East US, near the ocean, I'd be all over that.
But as is, it seems that Hawaii is my only option. Darn.

DONE.

My last exam, Principles of Mass Communication has been OWNED.

I'm done!

And goin' home!

Buffy-Speak

Buffy-speak is the name of a phenomenon that has taken serious root in American culture, a tendency for intelligent people to use simplistic words to describe their complex ideas.

Its real. It exists. And I will give you examples.


"Oh please, Dad, you are slow like a slow thing."

"She Saved the World. A Lot."

"Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother!"

"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!"



You do it, we all do it. It's culture, bitches!

XD

When Adorable Animals Attack

I hurt myself with this one.