sick of all the rules

I will not use the money I got from selling my books for any of the following:

- More books
- Alcohol
- Soliciting prostitutes
- Baconator
- A plane ticket to someplace NOT FREEZING
- Getting a tattoo


So far, I'm not lying. Ask me later.

nothin's right

Ahahaha, so I pressured zece into posting her latest pornlet, and one outpouring of "MY TORMENTED SOUL ZOMG" deserves another, even if it's written by me and is really, really disturbing. because the fact that I'm writing isn't terrifying enough

( Ye be warned. )

I weird myself out, sometimes.