everyone who wronged me

Point of Origin by bgoodg
Fandom: The Social Network/Zombieland
Pairing: Eduardo/Columbus
Summary: Written for the kink meme prompt, Eduardo wakes up one day in Zombieland; apparently he has one friend. Columbus looks like Mark but he is definitely not Mark.


BAHAHAHAHAHA. The One Where Columbus Teaches Eduardo His Rules and They Adopt A Chicken. No, really.

with a name like

Things the Internet is Fucking Useless For:

- Computer advice
- Car advice
- ANY kind of advice that doesn't make you want to slam your head against a wall
- Finding skintone turtleneck leotards (seriously, what the fuck)
- Home waxing advice (Don't, guys. Just. Don't.)
- Getting the hours of operation of any restaurant, ever
- Just. If you need it? The internet's gonna be coy as a motherfucker about it.
- Unless we're talking about piracy or porn.
- Then the internet is fucking stellar.

LET'S ALL JUST STICK TO OUR STRENGTHS THEN, SHALL WE.