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Oct. 8th, 2011 03:08 pmAttention everyone with Netflix and/or an internet connection:
Last night, I had the great privelege to watch a masterpiece of a film called One-Eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson, Ron Jeremy, and some other people, it is the gripping story of how Ron Jeremy's penis gets possessed by an alien life form, detaches itself, and starts fucking people to death.
One could take and would still have a hard time explaining how this is not AMAZING.
Actual quote: "It's controlling him through his ass."
In conclusion: See this movie. There is no other option.
Last night, I had the great privelege to watch a masterpiece of a film called One-Eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson, Ron Jeremy, and some other people, it is the gripping story of how Ron Jeremy's penis gets possessed by an alien life form, detaches itself, and starts fucking people to death.
One could take and would still have a hard time explaining how this is not AMAZING.
Actual quote: "It's controlling him through his ass."
In conclusion: See this movie. There is no other option.
