I NEED TO STOP SPAMMING, YOU GUYS.

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Read somewhere during my travels through LJ:

rionaleonhart: PERHAPS CASTIEL IS SECRETLY A VELOCIRAPTOR
wanttobeatree: I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH
rionaleonhart: PERHAPS A VELOCIRAPTOR IS CASTIEL'S TRUE FORM
wanttobeatree: omg he has the eyes for it
wanttobeatree: that unnerving stare
wanttobeatree: that's very velociraptory
rionaleonhart: Man, we've totally spoiled ourselves for the end of the season, haven't we?
wanttobeatree: YES
rionaleonhart: DAMN OUR VELOCIRAPTOR-DETECTING ABILITIES.
wanttobeatree: I wonder what this discovery would make demons
wanttobeatree: I guess the natural enemy of the velociraptor is probably the manatee
rionaleonhart: …if you felt like explaining the line of reasoning behind this, I would be interested.
wanttobeatree: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS
wanttobeatree: also, manatees are essentially the exact opposite of velociraptors
wanttobeatree: only without being so small that they wouldn't be able to put up a fight
wanttobeatree: I also considered cows, before deciding they'd have to be something aquatic/avian
wanttobeatree: thus- manatee
wanttobeatree: I see you have been stunned into silence by my sheer brilliance
rionaleonhart: I was going to say that perhaps demons are birds, given the suspected dinosaur-bird evolutionary path, but then I remembered that demons are changed humans in Supernatural canon, not changed angels.
rionaleonhart: Apart from Lucifer.
rionaleonhart: Lucifer's a bird.
wanttobeatree: I think Lucifer is probably a turkey
wanttobeatree: they're very velociraptory
wanttobeatree: and also. evil.
rionaleonhart: It makes a lot of sense!
rionaleonhart: I - I think.
wanttobeatree: so if angels are velociraptors and demons are manatees and humans are something in between the two...
wanttobeatree: (velociraptor + manatee)/2 = human
sazzlette: I AM ENJOYING THIS REASONING
wanttobeatree: maybe humans are cows
sazzlette: aslkdlf
wanttobeatree: that would make a lot of sense.


Its both AWESOME and TERRIFYING to contemplate meeting these people in real life. Not everyone would survive, this much is clear.

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[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha Oh my gosh that's awesome. This makes me thankful you had previously infected me with xkcd before this happened. Makes the connections that much more satisfying.

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