It's official. Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock and Jude Law's Watson are gay for each other.
They live together, they wrestle, and they share a bed.
No, wait. You're right. I'm clearly reading too much into this.
It's not like the world's really full of perverts like me who take confessed cohabitation to a terrifyingly epic level of fandom.
It's obvious that I'm a freak and an anomaly in that respect.

I mean, really. What was I thinking?
They live together, they wrestle, and they share a bed.
No, wait. You're right. I'm clearly reading too much into this.
It's not like the world's really full of perverts like me who take confessed cohabitation to a terrifyingly epic level of fandom.
It's obvious that I'm a freak and an anomaly in that respect.

I mean, really. What was I thinking?