My Weekend:

[zfreelance]

Activities:
- Fighting over seating arrangements
- Being sacrificed to Posiden
- Flying a kite (badly)
- Sitting in a cold hot tub
- De-veining shrimp
- Carjacking
- Body surfing
- Orgy

Injuries:
- Cracked nose
- Dislocated shoulder
- Strained wrist
- Unhinged jaw
- Sunburn

Awesome Rating (out of 10): 12.64

Comments

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[zece.livejournal.com]

You're Goddamn fucking right it was awesome.


And you didn't want to go... *psh*

:} Ya know you love me for kidnapping you.

Stranger

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure how much of that list is true, but it sounds awesome. I have done most of that stuff before besides, carjacking, body surfing, orgy, and injuries. Well I have been sunburned before, but that's it. No injuries for me this weekend, but tonnes of climbing inside of caves and small crevices did happen. Saturday was a totally awesome day for me. I am still excited about it. Man it was fun. I love hiking AND climbing in underground caves/crevices.

Sincerely,
Stranger
P.S. One of these days we're going to meet in the flesh, accept one of us might be a zombie by then.
P.S.S Yes my P.S.'s are getting more random these days.

Re: Stranger

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

Every part of this post was true, hand to god.

And I promise to blow your brains out, if you're the zombie. XD

Re: Stranger

[(Anonymous)]

You got me all excited there for a second. Until I read the "...if you're a zombie. XD" part and then put the sentence into the right context.

Sorry I also possess the ability to make things sound dirty. I know I haven't shared it with you before, because I generally only do this sort of thing vocally. Where did I get such a skill? Years of hanging out with perverts with dirty humour.

And don't worry, I won't take offense if I am the zombie. I would do the same favour unto you.

So explain to me what body sliding is again. it has totally 'slipped' my mind.

Sincerely,
Stranger
P.S. You still don't really know who I am do you? Yet I know you so well. Does that creep you out as much as it does me?

Re: Stranger

[zfreelance.livejournal.com]

It's a tad strange, but let me assure you, I am no mystery in real life, either.