put your shirt back on

What I Did Today:
- Ate tiramisu for breakfast
- Learned CPR for an adult and a child
- Health and safety checked 3 buildings in under 40 minutes
- Read Hawaii Five-O porn in the office
- Learned that one can make a pipe out of a highlighter or a travel flashlight (I know, right?)
- Wrote an epic story about wizards, cigarette monsters, and velociraptors for my job interview, tomorrow
- Purchased alcohol and proceeded to drink it


What I Did NOT Do Today:
- Study for my French test tomorrow
- Write up the notes my Management group needs for tomorrow
- Pretty much anything academic


Mondays can blow me. No Fast Food February can blow me, too.