put your shirt back on

JAVIER BARDEM WANTED FOR ROLAND IN THE DARK TOWER


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OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG. I WAS NOT AWARE THAT THE DARK TOWER WAS, IN FACT, BECOMING A REALITY, LET ALONE A THREE-FILM SAGA.

I AM NOW AWARE OF THIS AND I APPROVE.


Jeeeesus, now I gave to delve into my wildest daydreams for the most appropriate Man in Black... ASKJGDLKJ ZOE SALDANA FOR SUSANNA, Y/Y?

There is also mention of Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale for Roland, and I'm kind of 'meh' about those two. Viggo is my homie, but I'm kind of Bale'd out, if you know what I'm sayin.

Just. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

However, if I see one single motherfucker from High School Musical or Glee! as Jake, I will up and cut that bitch. I do not lie.

I WANT THIIIIIIIIIIS. WHERE IS THIS IN MY LIFE.