put your shirt back on

Soooo, this is where I'm going, next time I win the lottery and can afford shit.

w00tstock, man. HELL yeah.

I just scandalized my sister in Walgreens by pointing out that if you crouch down to, say, investigate the various types of condoms and 'personal massagers' they have in stock in the Feminine Hygiene section, you are out of sight of all the cameras and that enormous mirror they set up in the back.

Now, I didn't DO anything with this knowledge, because I'm pretty sure that there is some corporate nutjob out there who is just as deviant as me and has at least one of the many domed ceiling cameras pointed at said mirror for that exact reason.

But then again, I have my paranoia level set to 'DEFCON 1984' at all times, so maybe not. Anyway. The point is, my sister now suspects me of anarchistic tendencies beyond her wildest imaginings.

And I'm like, "What, so you don't walk into a store and immediately scope out all of the cameras?"

She was like, "No. That's what criminals do."

"I'm not a criminal! They can't prove anything!"

"And that? Is what criminals say."

"... you're adopted."

And so on.