put your shirt back on

I've... got the weirdest boner right now.

Oh my God.

I just woke up, thinking I'd woken up from a nap, and could not, for the life of me, figure out what day it was.

I thought it was still evening on Wednesday, except that I could remember what I did on Wednesday. I went down to the office, thinking I had to work until nine, only to find the office closed and a maintenance guy looking at me with confusion. I asked him what day it was, and he responded that it was the 15th.

I was like, "Holy shit, did I just sleep through an entire fucking day? Fuck! I had to work today! Why did no one call me?"

And then it occurred to me.

It's 6 AM. Not PM.

::facePAAAAALM::

Man, I'm on some good shit to have fucked that one up.