zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE.

SUCK IT, FALL 2011.

My exams, my classes, and my residents are OUT OF MY LIFE until January 2012, and thank the sweet zombie Jesus for it, because I was well on my way to a drunken shotgun rampage.

I am lingering at my school until next week, but here's a quick look at all the fucks I give:



Yup. All gone.

And now we move on to the portion of my year that is comprised entirely of gay porn and video games.



And I'm done.

OMG WUT

Dec. 25th, 2009 10:12 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Urban Tongue)
So for Christmas, I got a ton of cool clothes, an Xbox 360, jewelry, and my porn mojo.

No, really. Here I lay, with my new memory foam pillow and a Zombie Response Unit t-shirt, writing filthy, fluffy gay porn.

Uh. Happy Christmas to all?
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Urban Tongue)
Oh, wow.

See, yesterday was a strange mix of boredom and pain. I had no class (one was canceled and one teacher failed to show up) so I endeavored to get other work done. I finished my application for being an RA in the spring (I'm just waiting on the recommendations), I printed out my Art History midterm, sold back a book I'd finished reading for Lit, and finished my Halloween costume.

Finishing the Halloween costume, however, involved a lot of sharpie. By the time I'd finished, I had a pounding headache and a bad mood to match. I spent the rest of the night in my room, sulking and eating ice cream.

This morning, I rolled out of bed for Psych and as I was going to Statistics, I passed a school carnival. Statistics took second place to free food. It's a beautiful day outside, so I enjoyed the sun and wind and food, while unfortunately having my ear chatted off by a very earnest boy who might have been trying to flirt, might have not. I don't think he knew how old I was.
I feel like such a cougar, talking to boys, sometimes.

Anyway, I retreated inside to kill time before Religion, and found, on my friend's page, a gloriously colored strip of nothing but filthy, delicious porn.

My day just improved exponentially.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Tea and Attitude)
So, life continues to throw curveballs that no one sees coming (and some that you totally do).

The Army boy's dad got hit on his Harley by an SUV. He survived, even if the bike didn't.
People are breaking up, crying, confessing, and just generally being kids all over the place.
I am still sick, but I'm well enough that I am quietly going crazy.

And then there's porn.

I don't feel ashamed about watching/reading porn. It's like masturbation. 95% of the population does it, and the other 5% is lying. It's fun, it's hot, and it's not just for guys, sry2say, despite what certain journalists seem to think.

In fact, they make porn for girls! No, really!

Fess up, folks! You like it, too!

And on that note, I share! )

So, the moral of this story is, no matter what the drama/trauma the day may give, there is always porn. And cold meds. Urgh.

ALSO: So, I'm watching porn, which is focused on early-morning sexing (\o/) and the boys are wearing Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and all I can think is, "Oh hai product placement, hai!"
::facepalm:: XD

DUDE.

Apr. 25th, 2009 12:15 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
Five Times Eliot Did What had to be Done, by [livejournal.com profile] teand.

Leverage. Summary: Eliot is awesome. The Leverage team is shameless. Hilarity ensues.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Coffee and Sex!)
I realize that I have been mopey. I hate mopey. Mopey leads to moping and self-pity and all sorts of other dead-end annoying habits. Habits I don't like on general principle, let alone on me.

So!
Clearly, we need porn. Been a while since we've had porn.

You know you want some of this. )

GET HAPPY, PEOPLE.

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