put your shirt back on

After reading Cracked.com's 10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children), I am instilled with a horror formerly known only to hypochondriacs and people being chased by raptors.

Let me share.


I fear many things, and rightly so. But the sight of those women sitting passively in overstuffed chairs, reading newspapers with that... thing on their face... Stepford Wives meets 1984.


And I will never, ever sleep again.


I feel so cold...